June 2013
only 7 billion followers away from dominating the world!! promo me please :))
- computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
- me: shh it's ok
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
the most uncomfortable part of breaking dawn was when bella and edward were having sex in their new house and bella was climaxing and this old lady next to me was like “i miss getting orgasms like that”
ur butt fits in my hand like its made just for me
If you call me senpai during sex ur getting more sex
